I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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