She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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