What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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