You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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