The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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