I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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