someone get that fucking seahorse.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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