i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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