absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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