When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
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My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
being pregnant is like rehab
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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