vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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