Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i just had sex bonerless
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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