they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Dick very happy bro
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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