So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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