So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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