he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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