Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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