We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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