remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
It's blow job season.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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