On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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