sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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