kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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