So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
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i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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