As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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