Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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