it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
the raccoons are back...
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