After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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