Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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