a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
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I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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