I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
