one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
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Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
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I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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