i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
stop calling my apartment porn island.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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