If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
im about as happy as oj after his trial
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
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whose parrot is this?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
what the fuck happened to the tacos
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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