Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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