Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
