The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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