I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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