real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Randomize
