I didn't shave. On purpose
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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Dick very happy bro
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
This toilet bowl is my home.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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