why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I supernannyed him into submission
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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