I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
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I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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