Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(404): View more from Georgia

Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday

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(770): View more from Georgia

Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.

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(269): View more from Michigan

I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.

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(916): View more from California

Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash

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(812): View more from Indiana

A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome

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