And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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