He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
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I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
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being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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