i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
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I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.