Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(812): View more from Indiana

If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.

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(404): View more from Georgia

alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.

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(678): View more from Georgia

All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine

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(917): View more from New York City

Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms

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(702): View more from Nevada

Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover

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(787): View more from Puerto Rico

Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry

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