I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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