I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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