Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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