OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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