But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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