did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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