He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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