whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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