Do you still have your period?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Randomize
