There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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