I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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