Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
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i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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